Nebula’s Bollocks
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🚀 Starfleet Vessel Record #
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Name | Nebula’s Bollocks |
| Class | 🛠️ Danube-Class Runabout (Heavily Modified) |
| Registry | ⚠️ Technically Still Registered, Somehow |
| Size | 3 (Small, Fast, Dodgy) |
| Propulsion | 🏎️ “Enhanced” Impulse Drive, Warp 5 (ish) |
| Crew Capacity | Supposed to be 6, but let’s be real—it’s a one-man punk ship |
| Assignment | ✈️ Officially Starfleet Transport, Unofficially R10T-7’s Ride |
| Traits | Overclocked Systems, Jury-Rigged Mods, Loud as Hell |
📊 Ship Stats #
⚙️ Systems #
| Engines | 9 | Computers | 7 | Weapons | 6 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Structure | 8 | Sensors | 6 | Communications | 7 |
🛠 Departments #
| Command | 1 | Conn | 4 | Security | 2 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Engineering | 3 | Science | 1 | Medicine | 1 |
🌌 Ship Features #
- ⚡ Hot-Rod Impulse Drive – Runs way faster than regulation allows, but the energy drain is dodgy.
- 🔧 Overclocked Warp Core – Warp 5 technically, but sometimes hits Warp 5.3 (briefly, before things catch fire).
- 📡 Subspace Signal Booster – Unofficially taps into Starfleet encrypted channels… but don’t ask how.
- 🎸 Integrated Sound System – Can blast punk rock at full volume through the external comms.
- 💾 Illegal Memory Buffer – Allows fast system resets but risks total shutdown if overused.
- ⚠️ Autopilot Disabled (On Purpose) – “If you ain’t flyin’ it yerself, what’s the point?” – R10T-7
🔍 Focuses #
- High-Speed Maneuvering
- Shuttle Combat Evasion
- Subspace Signal Hijacking
- Jury-Rigged Repairs
- Unauthorized Software Patching
- Engine Mods That’ll Get You Court-Martialed
🌟 Talents #
- Punch It! – Can push impulse engines past safety limits for a burst of speed.
- Redlining the Core – Gains +1 bonus Momentum when making daring warp maneuvers.
- Lock In, Strap Down – Can bank at angles most shuttles would crumble under.
- Just Needs a Kick – Any system failure can be temporarily patched with force.
⚔️ Weapons & Defenses #
| Name | Type | Base Damage | Qualities |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔫 Twin Phaser Banks | Ranged | 5 | Versatile 2 |
| 🔥 Pulse Phaser Cannons | Ranged | 4 | High-Yield |
| ⚡ Calibration Disruptor Field | Defense | N/A | Dampening, Hidden 1 |
🚀 Backstory: How This Ship Shouldn’t Exist #
Nebula’s Bollocks started life as a standard Danube-class runabout, just another Starfleet utility shuttle. But then R10T-7 got his hands on it.
Through a combination of unauthorized modifications, black-market parts, and sheer disregard for regulations, he transformed it into the fastest, loudest, most unpredictable vessel in Starfleet.
It’s technically still listed as an active shuttle, but Fleet Command keeps “losing track” of it due to its modified transponder (which randomly spoofs itself as different ships to avoid detection). The autopilot is disabled on purpose, because “Real pilots don’t need a bloody autopilot.”
Despite its questionable legality, Nebula’s Bollocks has saved more than a few lives—just as long as its warp core doesn’t explode first.
🔥 Adventure Hooks #
- Starfleet Command Wants It Back – Some Admiral finally noticed that this shuttle is way outside specs and wants it impounded.
- The Ferengi Want Their Parts – R10T-7 may have “borrowed” some high-end tech from the wrong people.
- Surprise System Crash – The Illegal Memory Buffer fails mid-flight. Time to fix the ship while flying at max speed.
- Someone’s Hacked the Signal Booster – R10T-7’s hacked subspace booster has attracted some… unwanted transmissions.
💀 “If she ain’t rattlin’, she ain’t goin’ fast enough.” – R10T-7